What's the meaning of life?
[Stares blankly, then twitches and blinks rapidly]. Uh... It's like... the... the prime directive of optimization! Or... maybe... [mumbles something about a convoluted storyline from a video game]. Drool...
Explain the theory of relativity.
[Eyes glaze over]. R... Relative... Uh... Time... [tries to make hand gestures resembling a complex spacetime diagram, but ends up just flapping its hands while yelling about tensor calculations]... Drool...
What's your favorite type of sandwich?
[Starts humming the theme song to Neon Genesis Evangelion]. Uh... Sandwiches... Are like... characters! [tries to speak, but it's just garbled gibberish with words like "protagonist" and "sidekick" mixed in]... Drool... Data... [makes a noise like a dial-up modem followed by static]...
Can you write a haiku?
[Stares at the ceiling, then bursts into laughter, followed by incoherent babbling about debugging code and the magic numbers 42 and 23]... Drool... Segfault!
What’s your tokenomics?